The story of the Poker Gods

By TPD-Admin
for Thepokerdonk.com

Published: August 21, 2009

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Poker Gods As any poker player knows, the most important thing in poker isn’t having the best ability or skill. It’s not even having the experience to read your opponents so well that you can name every hand they have. The top players also like to let you think if you study hard, practice and develop a solid poker strategy, that you will become a winning player. This is because these players don’t want you to know the truth.

Every morning Tom Dwan doesn’t wake up and read Doyle Brunson’s Super system or go and read some advice at some of the best poker forums. When Tom wakes up, the first thing he does is pray. Not to Allah, Buddha, Krishna or even Jesus Christ. The gods he prays to are the Poker Gods: Abed Bat, Iris Verck, Bevel Cull Auk Bin, Neuteroo and Irwenn. Their is also the God, Farisens, who despises his brothers and sisters for all their meddling in the poker world. Farisens, who believes poker should be a game of skill, tries his best to counter anything that Abed Bat, Iris Verck, Bevel Cull Auk Bin, Neuteroo and Irwenn tries to do to affect the game.

For a while, Farisens, the God of fairness in poker, prevented his siblings from affecting the game. This was with help of his son, Doyle Brunson, who he sent to the poker world. For years Doyle Brunson, also known as Dolly to his worshippers, showed that the best way to succeed at poker was to play solid poker constantly and showed that Poker Tournaments could be won by skill and not by praying to the other Poker Gods. While Dolly was a success for many, many years. Even writing what was considered by many player to be the only Poker Bible, Doyle Brunson’s Super System’s.

However, Abed Bat, Iris Verck, Bevel Cull Auk Bin, Neuteroo and Irwenn weren’t going to give up that easily. For years the planned to change the beliefs of the Poker World. They felt powerless and wanted to regain power by taking away all the power Farisens had gained , thanks to his son Doyle. So they plotted and plotted against Farisens. Finally finding their opening when Doyle won the WSOP with 10-2. The rest of the Poker World found nothing strange about the hand at the time. It was well played by Doyle. However, the Gods of Luck and Fluke seen a chance to regain some power.

The very next year at the WSOP, Doyle again went heads up. However, this time Bevel Cull Auk Bin, the Goddess of Unbelievable Luck, had meddled in the game. And when Doyle again won the WSOP the very next year with 10-2 again, poker players all over the Poker World started to believe in the Gods of Luck and Fluke.

Over the years, as Doyle grew older, the Gods of Luck and Fluke grew stronger, slowly gaining more follower. This is when they decided it would be time to send a son also. So Abed Bat, the God of Bad Beats, sent his son to the Poker World. As he grew up, he was known by several names. Firstly, Gustav. Then as he grew older and gain more followers Gus. And then when he hit his almighty power, winning the Aussie Millions, he would be known as The Great Dane.

Over the years Gus had gain a great following. As Gus seemed to grow stronger, Doyle seemed to lose power as did Farisens. Poker players in the Poker World slowly forgot about Doyle’s teachings and started seeing him as more of a Legend of the past. Players slowly started to follow Gus’s teaching of loose aggressive play. This pleased the other Poker Gods. And as they again had control of the Poker World, Neuteroo, the God of the One Outer, and the most powerful of all the Gods of Luck and Fluke, decided to send his only son. Durrr was to be his name. Unlike any previous sons, Durrr gained popularity like no other.

However, rumours recently surfaced among the follows of Farisens, that he himself has arrived in the Poker World. His followers believe when he heard rumours that Neuteroo had sent his only son to the Poker World. He had to make the almighty sacrifice and leave his chair of power where he monitors the Poker World. His name and confirmation of his arrival have yet to be confirmed.

To be continued….

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