At the Rio – So close to the bracelet ….

So I’m at the Rio right now bunking with Chino Rheems.  Not literally, no gay sex or anything of that sort.^^   Anyways, i got out here on Friday morning.  Played a few satlites, went 3 for 7 on those.  Had Dinner and what not with old friends and new ones.  Bought my Main Event ticket for Day 1c.  Last year I tried to satelite my way into it and didn’t accomplish (sh)it.  So this year I went straight to the registration and got my seat. Not gonna fuck around this time.

Also bought in for the first 1000 no limit holdem tournament.  I had 20 dollar last longers with all the greats and past champions.  Joe Cada, Jerry Yang, Chino Rheems, Jeff Madsen, and Steve Tapakis AKA (The Big Show)  He finished 12th at the Aussie Millions main event.  Not surprisingly to me, they all busted out in the first level.  As they rolled by my table to pay me my money, the other players were like

“Who the Fuck are you?”

And I was like, “Fuck that shit, you better recognize”.  I played great on day one.  Never got any real hands or into any trouble.  Just stole and value bet everything and was able to slowly chip up when necessary.  At the beginning of the day we starte out with 2601 players.

After 10 levels of play we finished with 276.  I had 44k in chips.

Thought i had only 42, but 44k was what i somehow had when i stacked my chips up on Monday.  Sundays 1b field was alot smaller.  They had 1800 or so.  So the total amount was 4481 players.  When we combined for day 2 play, There were 481 left, and we were 40 from the money.  The small stacks started falling off right away and the big stack motherfuckers who had no business being there in the first place were donkey their chips off right and left.

I got involved in a big hand when I was the big blind with K2 of spades, and this cocksucker who was chip leader at our starting table kept minraising with dick all.  Blinds were 500 and a 1000, and we were 1 from the money.  So he makes it 2k.  I call.  Why the fuck not?  Flop is AQ2.  I check, and idiot fag checks behind me.  Turns a 2.  I bet out 4k.  He raises to 16k.  I’m like “We’re one from the fucking money, what are you doing man?  So I call.  I check the river, because now I’m thinking this little bitch probably has a boat on me, and it’s not worth me finding out.  He pushes all in, and I’m like “you little cocksucker, we’re one from the god damn money, and you’re pulling this shit.”  Then the floor guy gave me a language warning.  So i’m steaming.  I’ve got trip 2′s, and I’m not gonna be knocked out on the bubble, but this little bastard has been playing like a retard.  So I fucken call.  He turns over 10 2.  I turn over my K2 and show he’s out kicked.  We’re in the mother you motherfuckers.

HAHA.  Eat that shit.

And now I”ve a pretty good chip stack too. I grind away the rest of the day, and just try to avoid bad beats and coin flip situations, but as the day wears on, I’ve got no choice but to start getting involved.  in the 8th round, the fagget to my right is in the small blind and looks as if he shaved his ball hair and glued it to his face.  Not a good look by the way fella’s.  He gets a little desperate and goes all in with 33k in the small blind.

I’ve AK in the big blind.

I didn’t want to call, because i hate coin flips.  I think for a minute and give my whole you’re an idiot speech to this cat, then i call.  Fag nut in seat 4 is like “That’s a slowroll” where I replay “you would probably call pocket 22′s a slowroll fag.”  Small blind turns over J6.  I dont seem to do very good against that hand.  Fucken flop is a jack.  Normal.  Fucken normal.  So i double this little bitch up.  The very next hand.  I have 10′s, and this little bastard ships it again on the button.  So I call.  Again he has a Jack, but with an 8 kicker, and hits his fucking Jack.

Just like that, i’m down 100k.  I’m down to 80k, and starting to feel the pinch.  The guy ships my chips all over the table, which is no shocker.  That’s just normal stupidass luckbox pocker at my expense.  I grind away and just float and somehow hang around for 2 more levels.  The 2nd to last hand of the night, i fold QQ to KK preflop.  Guy in seat 3 limps in and it was suspicious, so i just called, and the dude to my left who has been running hot all day raises to 70k, and seat 3 ships it. I instant muck, but i showed the drunk idiot to my right my hand before I do.  Seat 3 has KK, seat 8 has AK.  And he rivers an Ace.  I’m in seat 7 and seat 6 is like, “how do you make that fold.  You’re the man.”

I am the man.  So I get and give my high fives and we go to the last hand of the night. I’ve only 140k left in chips and we’re starting the next day with 6k and 12k.  So seat seven raises to 25k and i look down at 10′s again.  I look at him and say I’ve got you beat.  And I move in.  He thinks about it for a while and says, you lay down QQ and move all in when i raise.  Then he calls with AQ.  Fucken AQ.  Such a fag.  I tell you, in fields that Goddamn big, there are so many idiots that just get lucky again and again and again.  They put their whole tournament life on the line with coinflips.  I hadn’t won one yet.  Flop is a Q.  I’m out in 42nd place.  12600 is my payday for that suckout.  Such a dissapointment, because you make all the right moves and get none of the results when it matters most.  I do get to play my way through as many events this year as possible now.  But damnit, just 41 players were between me and a bracelet.

I’m waking up in a few hours to play the 1500 no limit. Jerry Yang, and Steve Tapakis have last longers with me again.  Ricki Lake gets in in a few hours and we’re gonna root each other along. Will update my facebook and twitter pages to let everyone know how i’m doing, if you even care that is.  This is the WSOP baby.  Fuck all you’ll.  I’m here representing, and I’m here to win. And for all you haters out there, Suck my Black Dick and gargull my nutsack.

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