This morning I was woken up by a series of hate text messages from Jose Canseco’s crazy gold digging ex-girlfriend.  That big breasted spawn of Satan was pissed off at me for apparently talking shit about her in Vegas and not getting her sponsored for any team.   First off, let me say this.  Canseco’s an idiot for ever having dated that crazy chick.

Canseco was in Vegas this last weekend with me and my gang for Dream Team. The only reason i got him sponsored was because of who he is.  He had been separated from his Ex psycho chick for about a month now.  And for her to think that she was deserving to get sponsored herself was hilarious.  So I told Canseco that she had asked me to get her sponsored instead of him, and he rubbed it in her face.

Then he rubbed in her face that he was dating a 23 year old hottie flavor of the week, and this just pissed Heidi off more.  So she attempted to take her anger out on me for staying friends with Canseco and not her.  But there’s always been a saying.  Bro’s before Ho’s.  And in this case, this was one mean Ho.  Jose’s not able to keep any finances in his own name because of lawsuits and leans against him.  So he dated this chick for the last 2 years, trusted her, and put everything in her name.

She was very unhappy in the relationship, and waited for Jose to get paid for that fight to that 7′2 giant in Japan.  Once the 140 grand was transferred to her account for Jose’s fight.  She waited for Jose to go to Vegas for a few days last month and moved out on his ass, taking all the money with her.  Straight up robbed his ass.  He basically went to Japan to risk serious bodily injury in a fight against a sasquatch, and got nothing from it.  When i asked him how he was able to keep from hunting her down and killing her, he simply laughed and told me “My first wife took 6 million from me.  My second wife 1 million.  This girl 100k.  It’s getting better if anything.”  LOL  Moral of this story is, no matter how hot she is, she’s gonna fuck you over eventually.  That girl needs to stop fucking with his head, and he needs to stop being retarded and get over her and move on.

So after all those unnecessary headache text messages, I went to the dentist to finally finish getting my crown for my tooth.  Everythings finally done with that hassle now.  Picked Shane from OnTilt up from the Sofitel in West Hollywood and took him to go see Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince at the Grove with my girlfriend. I’m a Harry Potter fan big time, but I couldn’t stay awake in the movie.  So I missed a good chunk of it.  Rushed home to run my Thursday Night tournament game in my poker room.  Got 8th.  Have been sick and not feeling so well the last few days, so it’s definetly affected my playing.  Got sick in vegas, and am still trying to recover from it.

It’s 2:35 am and I cant seem to take my eyes off the television.  Watching something with nothing but big breasted hotties from the 80’s.  I’ve an ADR job for that Sears Commercial I did last month tomorrow at noon in Hollywood.  They said my commercial is going to air the first or second week of August.  Looking forward to that.  I’m off to bed.  But before I go, if a big tittied blond girl with pinochio like nipples named Heidi tries to persuade you to do her evil bidding, just walk away.  Not worth the Drama.