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At the Rio – So close to the bracelet ….

Published: June 11, 2010

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So I’m at the Rio right now bunking with Chino Rheems.  Not literally, no gay sex or anything of that sort.^^   Anyways, i got out here on Friday morning.  Played a few satlites, went 3 for 7 on those.  Had Dinner and what not with old friends and new ones.  [...]


My luck sucked in the Aussie millions

Published: March 20, 2010

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Tuesday a gay buddy of mine is performing at the laugh factory. He thinks he’s funny, but he’s really not, but i’m going to go watch him bomb anyways because that in itself will be pretty funny in my opinion, and Thursday is a tourney. I completely got my ass handed to me [...]


Erik Aude-5k for the karma

Published: November 2, 2009

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So two weeks ago, Jose Canseco (a man whome I”ve no idea why i’m still friends with) comes up to me and ask to borrow 4000 bucks wih the promise to repay me 5000 by November 20th.  Tells me the IRS froze his accounts and he just needs spending cash for the next month and [...]


I fucking hate and love poker

Published: September 24, 2009

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Commerce Casino was having a 500k Guarantee this past weekend.  It was an event being held over the course of 3 days.  I didn’t go on Thursday for the first day, because that’s when I run one of my regular Tourneys. Actually, I didn’t plan on playing at all.  I hate the drive, and the fact you [...]


There's always Ketchup.‏

Published: August 30, 2009

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I sit here wondering why I’ve had so many ups and downs. I feel sorry for myself or unhappy way too much. I hate being weak minded. I’ve had friends kill themselves and watched others killed. I’ve many times hoped to never wake up again. And often times long for the never [...]


The DEA are a bunch of fucks.‏

Published: July 20, 2009

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After sitting in the room for however long.  Maybe 40 minutes.  Hour.  Not sure.  I heard an American voice.  “Erik aww dooo”  I shouted back, “How do you know my name?”  “It’s on your passport.”  I wasn’t sure who it was, so I asked questions.  Keep in mind i was still under the assumption that I [...]


The Day Of….

Published: July 20, 2009

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Rai’s contacts came to my hotel that morning about an hour before my flight was to leave.  I had been sick and counting the minutes till it was time to go.  They brought the suitcase up to my room so that I could confirm that all the clothing was checked and accounted for.  Looking back, [...]


The Day Before.

Published: July 20, 2009

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It was Valentines Day February 14th, 2002.  Was my 4th day on the streets of Islamabad.  One more day and I would be meeting with Rai’s contacts and flying out to Sweden.  Could not wait for Friday to get here.  One more day only.  I was sick from some bad water that I had drunk.  [...]


Today's Celebrity Girl Drama

Published: July 20, 2009

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This morning I was woken up by a series of hate text messages from Jose Canseco’s crazy gold digging ex-girlfriend.  That big breasted spawn of Satan was pissed off at me for apparently talking shit about her in Vegas and not getting her sponsored for any team.   First off, let me say this.  Canseco’s an [...]


This is the Question sheet I filled out for the first Dream Team I played in.‏

Published: July 20, 2009

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1)            Why you think you have the best team?

I have the 2007 wsop champion(Jerry Yang) and the womans champion (Kristy Gazes), and of course, me, all around stud superstar six cannon.
2)            How you came up with your team name?
Kristy came up with our name (six hands, four nuts, and a rack).  She got creative [...]


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